Slowly, but surely, losing interest in tumblr.

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masters-littleone:

Relevant and perfect.

(Source: strangelykatie, via sp-lit)

1319gingerhaze:

I found two bars of stray internet connection so I am using it to upload this dumb Bourne Legacy comic for you.
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me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
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elasmosaurus:

Remember when I did a huge Avatar sketch dump on my DA?

This is old stuff.

2010. Old as balls.

(via atomic-cats)

"I wish I could go with you."
written by Walt Kelly (1913-1917), spoken to his wife as she visited him in the hospital. (via fyeahlastwords)
318omoriboy:

if i never try, it means i never have to give up
but i guess that makes me a coward anyway

houseofghibli:

(Listen!)

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(Source: thelastgrayson)

576236laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

viiixixlxxiii:

Rainy Day - Animal Crossing

(Source: theroadsdontloveyou, via jarrodmatthew)

xvxavier:

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

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